Last night I went to karaoke for my girl K-Stone's birthday. My friends do an awesome job of picking fun songs that will make us dance, laugh, and even get mom tears from stellar singing voices (the last one doesn't apply to me).
I did see something that troubled me... I don't mean to be rude. A girl who I had never seen decided to do the karaoke song that Zooey did in 500 Days of Summer. I am sure that girl just loves her as much as I loved Ginger Spice in High School. But at the same time, you're not her. No dude is going to fall for you only to drunkenly sing Train in Vain after you bail on him. So don't. It isn't a wise thing to ask a dude "don't I remind you of Zooey?" because the answer will be no. And then he'll wish he was watching Zooey sing Sugartown. Bad move, girl I've never met.
Zooey gets cuter each year. Which means at this rate she'll burn our retinas by 2012. So try and act like someone easier to compare with, like Darlene from Roseanne or Patti the Millionaire Matchmaker. That way everyone will say "OMG- you are WAY cuter than her!" People won't say that when you pretend to be Zooey. She's max cute.
(FYI: karaoke girl probably made this youtube video)
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