Let's fish!

There are two "fish theories" that come to mind with all of the stress in my life. Before this blog entry continues, I do realize that many people have lives that are extraordinarily worse in the stress department. I have had struggles. We all have. However, I have to give myself credit for learning coping strategies that are (somewhat) effective. Sometimes.

I have been practicing fish theory number two. It has resulted in more sleep, less stress, less running around, and less guilt. I like it.

The first fish theory: "done with fish."

This is based off of the orchid collector from the movie Adaptation.* John Laroche used to collect fish. In the film he says:

"Look, I'll tell you a story, all right? I once feel deeply, you know, profoundly in love with tropical fish. Had 60 god$#@% fish tanks in my house. I skin dived to find just the right ones. Anisotremus virginicus, Holdacanthus ciliaris, Chaetodon capistratus. You name it. Then one day I say, "%&*k fish". I renounce fish. I vow never to set foot in that ocean again. That's how much "%&$k fish."

When asked why he responds "done with fish." This way of thinking means you just move on entirely. You don't look back. You're done. I don't recommend this response to stress. I don't recommend this response for much, other than toxic people who make you habitually unhappy. And sharks. I'm done with sharks and I've never even met one.

The second fish theory: "cubism."

Cubism occurs when we can let go of all the unnecessary stresses from work, home, friends and family. This is the omission of obligations, unwarranted guilt, and insecurities. You don't hesitate to tell the truth. You live life the way you want to. Pretty perf, eh?

To those who love to follow tips written by people on blogger: observing cubism doesn't mean you get excessive and forget to pay bills, take showers, or follow traffic laws. It just means you concentrate on the important things that make you happy. You omit unnecessary stress. You smile.

*I did not come up with "done with fish.